Awesome, Naked, Funny.

A collection of nude excellence, brilliant humor and general bad-ass-ery. Anyone over the age of 18 is welcome to submit self shot photos. Enjoy.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

ryanccole:

monasticmaestoso:

portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

but it’s 65% more bullet per bullet

Wait a second are you telling me

that Portal is such a perfect goddamn game that they even have an explanation for why a video game protagonist can withstand being shot multiple times??????????

It can explain it

WITH SCIENCE

(Source: bustedbitmap)

laughhard:

In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall

And in Zelda you’d have to come back to it after 5 more dungeons.

laughhard:

In a video game there would definitely be something hidden behind this wall

And in Zelda you’d have to come back to it after 5 more dungeons.

(via avacyn-guardian-angel)

sixpenceee:

angrynerdyblogger:

sixpenceee:
Close your left eye and stare at the cross mark in the diagram with your right eye.
Off to the right you should be able to see the black dot.
Now slowly move toward the computer screen. Keep looking at the cross mark while you move.
At a particular distance the spot will disappear (it will reappear again if you move even closer). 
The fact that is disappears is because of your blind spot.The blind spot is the area on the retina without receptors that respond to light. Therefore an image that falls on this region will NOT be seen. It is in this region that the optic nerve exits the eye on its way to the brain.
SOURCE

Not gonna lie, one of the things that has always scared me is the thought of a creature that can exist in people’s blind spots. It just knows instinctively where the blind spot is, and is there all the time, right next to you.

Sounds like the start of a great horror story/movie to be honest

sixpenceee:

angrynerdyblogger:

sixpenceee:

  1. Close your left eye and stare at the cross mark in the diagram with your right eye.
  2. Off to the right you should be able to see the black dot.
  3. Now slowly move toward the computer screen. Keep looking at the cross mark while you move.
  4. At a particular distance the spot will disappear (it will reappear again if you move even closer). 

The fact that is disappears is because of your blind spot.The blind spot is the area on the retina without receptors that respond to light. Therefore an image that falls on this region will NOT be seen. It is in this region that the optic nerve exits the eye on its way to the brain.

SOURCE

Not gonna lie, one of the things that has always scared me is the thought of a creature that can exist in people’s blind spots. It just knows instinctively where the blind spot is, and is there all the time, right next to you.

Sounds like the start of a great horror story/movie to be honest

(via lady-of-the-leg)

jolteonerrex502:

brothertedd:

Before and After Video Effects – Movies

Let us take a moment to appreciate all the effects people who create these things and the actors who make you believe them.

Yes, and that’s great - but whatever happened to actually filming things?

(via spacebuds)